Monday, April 6, 2009

Preview of Potential Singles Match-Ups in Charlotte!

Charlotte, N.C. (Charlotte Observer, April 5, 2009) – In 1991, Julia Roberts starred in a psychological thriller Sleeping With the Enemy. Lindsay Carrington had similar feelings on Sunday as he played thrilling preview matches in Charlotte against Captain Yates and several of his stars: Norm Waldrop and Tommy DeMint. Perhaps in an omen as to the results of the 2009 Pineapple Cup, the overall matches ended in a tie: 4.5 point to 4.5 points. Tommy DeMint played the best round of the group, carding a 2-over par 73 that included 4 birdies.

After the round the group was met by a haggard David Miller, who spend the weekend at a bachelor party in Atlantic City, NJ. Miller reportedly has non-golfing plans over the next few weekends, which make the PCB wonder if Captain Yates isn’t a bit miffed by Miller’s Pineapple Cup preparation.

Preparations for the Pineapple Cup continue around the southeast. About 1.5 hours north of Charlotte, the Greensboro faction of Team Buck was hard at work. At publishing time, though, the PCB had no details about the progress of such preparations.

3 comments:

  1. I KNEW I saw someone lurking in the trees on a few holes

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  2. The matches are going to be tight...there is just no way around it.

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  3. It's sad to see the PCB's recent loss of journalistic integrity. For the record, Miller is indeed playing golf this weekend and next, as Captain Yates is aware. It's only a matter of time before he gets slapped with a defamation suit, so I hope he has LC on speed dial.

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