The Committee is proud to introduce 2009 Pineapple Cup rookie participant David Miller. David resides in Charlotte, NC and plays out of Carolina Golf Club. This will be his first Pineapple Cup outing.David attended the University of Kentucky. He was an average journeyman on the KY junior golf circuit, tasting success once amongst a lot of bottom-half finishes. He displayed a penchant for match play when he made a run at the Falls City Jr. Match Play in the late 90s. Once represented Kentucky in a team event.
You'll know David is on the course when you hear his abnoxiously-loud driver. He says its legal, and he's a lawyer, so he ought to know. David possesses sneaky length off the tee and a closer’s ability to finish. To put it simply, you want David on your team coming down the stretch!
Is any of this true? I played KY junior golf, and don't remember any "David Miller"s running around.
ReplyDelete-LC
Not mentioned is his above-average dance moves, highlighted by his proprietary move "The Dirty Kentucky". I have heard that this move will make an appearance at either the Nuttin Butt Horseplay or upon his team being victorious on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHere's a preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOOlVi1lwss